I like chairs so I sit in them a lot.
I’ve sat in a lot of chairs in my lifetime, and I still haven’t come across the perfect desk chair. For starters, the perfect desk chair is not a swivel chair. A swivel chair is a travesty to mankind - if humans were meant to roll around, God would have stuck wheels on our feet. I sat in a swivel chair once. I nearly fell off and broke my neck. This amazing chair would not be an executive office chair either. An executive office chair is just as stuck up and preppy as the executives that sit in them. I would never sit in an executive office chair. You need a suit, tie and expensive car before you are privileged enough to sit on the hallowed sanctity of the executive office chair. The perfect desk chair wouldn’t be some boring color like black or white - it would be pink. Actually, it would be bright pink, the color of obnoxious flashing neon signs on a cheap street. It would be big and fluffy and comfortable, even if that means it would be an inefficient desk chair. I’m retired - I can afford to aspire to heights of comfort instead of the depths of efficiency. I guess what this means is the perfect desk chair is not a desk chair at all - I’m looking for an oversized armchair. The only problem is that I don’t think an armchair would fit under a desk…
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